Shipping Info

All our cards are dispatched from our state of the art caravan at the bottom of the field, behind the pig sty. From this dilapidated heap of plywood and rusty nails we are building a global empire. We ship our 'art' all over the world in the hope that our rude bits of folded card can help bring about world peace. 

 

Orders placed: 

  • before 3pm on Monday to Friday orders are dispatched on the same day.
  • after 3pm on Monday to Thursday orders are dispatched the following day.
  • after 3pm Friday, orders are dispatched on the following Monday.
  • Saturday and Sunday, they are dispatched on the following Monday
  • on Public Holidays orders are dispatched on the next working day.

We take the cards direct to the Royal Mail distribution centre every weekday (and then we start praying). 

 

Postage:

UK - By default all UK cards are sent 2nd class post which means 3-5 working days delivery time. Customers have the option to upgrade postage to 1st class which takes 1- 2 working days

Europe - We use International Priority Mail which takes 3- 5 working days

USA / Canada - We use International Priority Mail  takes 6 - 8 working days

ROW - International Priority Mail takes 6 - 12 working days depending on country

 

Lost Parcels

Occasionally parcels go missing in transit. We really hate it when this happens. If it  happens to you, please let us know ASAP and we will make sure we put things right. We will either resend your card(s) or refund your money.